May 2013
lisaanguyenn:
eunicep4rk:
lisaanguyenn:
omfg its 4pm i need to start on my fucking essays
everything is due this week im going to die i have like 3 tests and 5 essays and 2 other assignments pls omg guys ugh
it’s 11 PM…
well i live in australia
tumblr giveaway: my fat
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
doomf:
why do I even have unlimited texting
oli-twist:
windspray:
how do i get a flat stomach by tomorrow
a poem about bugs
pizza-butts:
if it can fly
it should die
vvant:
i like being clean but i dont like cleaning
Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
canadianslut:
I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
dinnerpartydan:
That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
coagulates:
Im either insanely outgoing or extremely shy
lampsarepeopletoo:
they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
I always try my best, but in the end my best is...
circumcisions:
im so naturally funny because my life is a joke
Anonymous asked: marry me? :D
